This week's runner-up was Ira for:
Not realising that there is no longer a draft, Clayton volunteers and gets assigned to the motorpool.
Dave Dwyer's caption this week was:
Next time I clean up around here..it's Miller Time..not sissy soda.
The other captions:
They have me working like a dog! -- MaryAnn Michaels
"I load this truck for you and all I get is a DIET Mountain Dew?!" -- Lisa and Spot
Head 'em up - move 'em out -- Meg Az.
Wait, I think you've got my booda in there! -- Lilly Bird Peabody
I call shotgun! -- Karen Madden
ANY KIND OF A RIDE WILL DO. -- VERONICA
Aaaahhh! notheing is finer than a nice cold soda after working hard loading up this dumpster! -- email@example.com
No don't take the boxes! I want to make a fort out of them! -- firstname.lastname@example.org
The foreman supervises the workers. -- Lesley Dannelley
Being an expert, Clayton makes sure that no beverage gets thrown out before it's time. -- bubba
As a member of the X-files, Clayton deciphers the clue that, "Mulder ate the Mountain Dew." -- Buckey
I gotta get me a new job! -- Pam
If I were a cat I could just jump and land, but NO, I'm a scared little beagle. -- CJ
I'm a professional garbage beagle! -- Meg Beagle
Why are they throwing me away when I'm so cute? -- Mimi
Am I being recycled? -- Zoey Beagle
Being parade grand marshall is more difficult than it looks! -- D. Philp
I know my ball is in there somewhere. You stay away until I find it! -- D. Philp
Hey, Captain Siding. Can I go to the dump too? I hear there's good stuff there! -- Deanna Apperley
Yo - Captain Siding! This is NOT what I meant about riding shotgun! -- Cathy S.
"I do the Dew" -- E.A.M
Deep bed, large cargo area, sleeps six.......(would you but a truck from this salesbeagle?) -- Kellie Lightcap
No one can say I just fell of the turnip truck -- Janiece
I love Mountain Dew -- Shelby
A good day's work done, and time to knock back some ginger ales. -- J. Syron
Captain Siding's Supervisior checks out the workplace -- Peggy
I loaded this whole truck and they gave me one lousy beer ! -- Pat Coffey
What are you looking at? -- Brian Beisser
Did somebody say McDonalds? I'll drive -- Kiki
yup, yup, I'm going to da dump, uh huh. -- Meg R.
Caffine-free Diet Mt. Dew!...WHAT'S THE POINT? -- Stephen Claasen
What's your problem? I'm over 18! (in dog years...) -- Jenni Blackburn
Biggest Garbage Can of All, It's Mine, All Mine. -- hwknoebel
Dog doin' the dew -- Cindy Crump