The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

August 9, 2002

Like most bartenders, Scooter is happy with any tips he can lap up.

Congratulations to Meg Az.,
winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was Michelle Mikesh for:

    During the fraternity days, Scooter had quite a reputation.

The other captions:

  • Corona Extra...good till the last drop! -- Melissa
  • Did anyone remember the limes? -- Frank Rothschild
  • Talk about passing out on the bar! -- Deb Coombs
  • Scooter's initiation rite comes to an abrupt halt. -- Dawn Eng
  • The reason Snoopy only drinks Rootbeer-Beagles are trashed after one sniff!! -- sam,zoey ann romeo
  • "No, shpleeaze, I cann't driinkph amnymores!" -- SidneyRoo Crowder
  • Look at all this perfectly good FROST going to waste! -- KK
  • Tres perro grandes will be drinkin' the cerveza importo this weekend! -- Emmitt's Mom
  • Where's that lime that I ordered? The service around here is really getting bad. -- Emmitt Greene
  • Belly up to the bar, hardy har! -- SnoopyLou, the Rebirthday Beagle!
  • After drinking till his tongue was hanging out, the poor beagle finally passed out on the bar. -- Adam the Beagle, and Trixie the Beagle, and SnoopyLou too!
  • Never let it be said that I can't handle my liquor! I'm a two fisted, er pawed, drinker! -- SonnySchip, SophieBeagle and Homer Beagle
  • Scooter, the double-fisting beagle, strikes again. ASPCA to take note. -- Spike
  • You can keep the beer, just give me those last two peanuts! -- Raxcal the Greyhound!
  • I wish they would drink Guinness. -- K
  • TGIF -- Roxy the Beagle and Amy too.
  • Just give me one more and I'm good to go... -- Beth
  • "The Face on the Barroom -- Bar." -- Meg Beagle
  • Scooter gets ready for his AA meeting. -- Casey Beagle
  • Hey Scooter! What do you think you'll look like after both of those drinks? -- KimK
  • "I'm a rootin', tootin', beer-guzzlin' man!" -- Zoey Beagle
  • It's supposed to be salt on the rim, not on the counter! -- Karen Klein
  • Scooter's alcohol problem began innocently enough. -- Marilyn and Chaos
  • Hey Bartender, can I have these with a biscuit chaser? -- Maggie the Beagle
  • "Scooter, dear Scooter, come home with me now...." -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • Good to the last drop. -- Kelly
  • We don't need no stinkin' glasses!! -- Daisy
  • Yum! Lime! -- sississippi
  • Corona Extra..........The extra is for Scooter! -- Vivian, Annie & Allie
  • One Corona, Two Coronas, Three Coronas, Floor! -- Deborah Girlng
  • Forget the corona, where's the tequila? -- Dave Sinasac
  • I should have stuck with the Mountain Dew! -- Jasmine's Dude
  • Adios, amigos.....wake me por la manana. -- Emma the Beagle
  • party hard -- tracy
  • nothing like a cold drink after a hard days work! -- josh
  • Better clean up all the evidence before mom and dad get home! Matisse, be my lookout!! -- Rebecca
  • "Are you glad to thee me or ith that a milkbone... never mind!" -- Murray
  • 99 bottles of beer on the wall with 98 bottles to go -- Ronnie Rosenberg
  • "How dry I am (hic), how dry I am" -- beagle-less in nebraska (still)
  • "...and we thought Scooter knew when to say when!" -- Tom from Iowa
  • MU MU MU MU MU MU MY Corona!!! Needs salt. -- D. Philp
  • Beer lovin' Beagle -- Petunia Beagle
  • Hit Me Again -- Isabel Maria
  • "Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-eight bottles of beer..."
  • There's no sadder sight in the world than a beagle lush. -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • I believe I've had one to many
  • Two Coronas, no lime. Where's the nachos? -- Jay Ranck
  • Scooter the Maitre'D says: Cleaning the table always brings a nice tip. -- Rosalie
  • Dog-gone good. -- Michelle Mikesh
  • I can't believe the licked the wholeeeeeeeeeeeee thing :) -- Eddie
  • The palm trees are swaying, Hawaii is beautiful. A bone falls from the sky... Where am I? -- Meaghan
  • Lap it up before you throw it up!!!!
  • I am shure the keys are up here somewhere?
  • Scooter has trouble with his tongue after it got stuck to the glass -- Simon and Free beagles
  • "Beer slurp! My favorite!" -- Joey Gooddog, M.D.
  • Cerveza Por Favor -- Chip Hall
  • The hair of the dog that bit Phillip -- Hobbes
  • "One for my baby (and one more for the road)" -- Meg R.
  • Now if I can just pick up this bottle opener... -- Lela
  • You forgot the lime! -- Brian Donahue & Henry Griffith
  • Spit and Polish -- Karen Spivey
  • "All I need to go with the beer is some eggplant rollatini." -- Meg Gooddog
  • "Every time they spill....I have to clean up!" -- Tom in Iowa
  • How dry I am!! -- Cheryl G. & Sammy Jo
  • It's true! Two are better than one. -- Fred & Sammy Jo
  • I did it all for the nookie!! -- Amy Stinehelfer