The Daily Digital Photo
Chronicling the life of Clayton, Spenser and Scooter.

August 6, 2004

The Clayton Seismometer indicates no movement on
the Jersey fault line...Until suppertime!!

Congratulations to Barb Shaw,
winner of this week's caption contest!

This week's runner-up was Julia and Moose for:

    Scooter waits patiently as Spenser retrieves the bicycle pump to reinflate Clayton.

The other captions:

  • "Hey Mom...Clayton broke the patio!" -- 1-0-1
  • Lay on a crack and break your mother's back!!! -- Alexa
  • hoo-whee, that fart cracked the concrete! -- Meg R.
  • Play Dead
  • When laying down causes you to put a crack in the pavement, it's Atkins' time. -- Indy's Dad
  • Gezz, Clayton. Look at what you did to the sidewalk. -- beagley beagley
  • When yin and yang go awry. -- beagletate
  • The fault lies not in our stars, but in ourselves......Shakespeare -- Scott
  • it can be a long wait when the crossing guard is on break. -- rusty blue
  • beagles at cross purposes -- molly eng
  • Don't lay on a crack or you're bound to take a nap! -- Sadie's sister
  • The famous San-an-puppy fault line -- mm12
  • Unknown to Scientists until recently, it was Clayton who was at the epi-center. -- Kate and Kramer
  • I don't know what happens to your mother if you sleep on a crack -- Meg Az.
  • Beagle Pop Art -- Lucy is my furry roommate
  • Step on the crack..break your mothers back..sleep on the crack..sleep...sleep -- Lady & Tramp Beagle
  • Scooter loses sleep trying to figure out a polite way to tell Clayton he needs to lose weight -- TjL
  • Now we KNOW he needs to go on a diet -- QT pi
  • Dog Gone Bad! : Clayton ignores Scooter's warnings to lay off the crack! -- Scout's lesser half
  • Defying the forces of nature on the little-known New Jersey fault line --
  • Clayton saves California by laying on the San Andres Fault line! -- Calvin, International Dog of Mystery
  • The Rough Life -- Janet Veal
  • Heroic Clayton tries to hold the world together during the recent New Jersey earthquake. -- Meg Gooddog
  • It's a race against plate tectonics! Will Clayton wake up before being swallowed by the earth? -- TjL
  • Having watched his brother consume 327 Milkbones and topple over, Scooter looks away in disgust. -- Loki and Brandi's Dad
  • Can you believe this knucklehead? He's trying the Native American "ear to the ground" thing. -- Loki and Brandi's Dad
  • Clayton tests the old saying "Sleep on a crack, get a Big Mac". -- Marilyn and Chaos
  • Hey! It's not *MY* fault. -- Mo Hicks-Syron Beagle
  • "You're on MY side of the patio!" -- Melissa
  • You cracked the concrete and the crack is still going !!! -- Craig Pearce - beagle lover
  • You just crack me up! -- Abbey Hicks-Syron Beagle
  • Always the considerate son, Clayton is careful to LIE on the crack and not step on it. -- Beagles R Us
  • "Hey Clayton...that South Beach diet isn't working!" -- 1-0-1
  • Seismologists demonstrate their most sensitive earthquake sensing device. -- 1-0-1
  • These summer walks are killing me! When will it be Winter again? -- Emmitt & Sammi's Aunt
  • I told you not to drink the vodka! -- Marsha Cook
  • "Was that an earthquake?!" "Don't bother me - I'm Sleepin'!" -- Ree
  • Play dead until I tell you that the coast is clear! -- Sara
  • you really crack me up -- beagle boy
  • I hope we have earthquake insurance. -- Hunter
  • Uh, Clayton? Have you thought about going on a diet lately? -- Max's mommy
  • We'd better get our lunch soon, Mom. Clayton has already fainted from hunger and I'm next! -- Scooby's Mom
  • The scent of BBQ is enough to wake any sleeping beagle. Okay, almost any sleeping beagle. -- Scooby's Mom
  • Clayton saves the world from splitting in two. -- 1-0-1
  • As New Jersey began sliding into the ocean, Scooter considered switching to a lighter dogfood. -- J. Syron
  • Step on a crack, break your father's back. Lay on a line, it's all mine. -- Howie
  • Wait! I was yin last time, this time I'm supposed to be, wait... -- Inscrutabeagle
  • earth-shatteringly cute -- Baxter
  • Clayton wonders if he's found the Equator. -- Phoebe Gooddog
  • why get up nothing new ever happens!! Get up, sleep, Get up, eat ,sleep!! ZZZ -- sarah
  • Clayton, didn't you say, "If I stole any food, may the ground open and swallow me up?!" -- Karen S.
  • These guys are looking a little pudgy these days, eh? -- A more svelte beagle
  • ...and with that he threw himself onto the crack - stopped the quake and saved the planet. -- maggie moo's mum
  • Man, what a day! -- Lindsey Anderson
  • The San-Claytonous fault -- Kate & Kramer
  • crack kills -- Mary Smith
  • Scooter: What's that noise? Clayton: Huh?....oh it's just an earth quake. -- corinne
  • Parched for lemonade, Clayton collapses on a fault line. Scooter holds onto hope. -- Bobbie and the Pack
  • Scooter is waiting for the crack to open and swallow Clayton so he can rescue him and be a hero. -- Zoey Gooddog
  • Clayton thinks that if you lie on the International Dateline you get an exotic girlfriend. -- Dick Goodman
  • Hey get up, you're sleeping on a faultline! -- Julie's kids and Homer too!
  • To save his brother, Clayton redirects "The Big One" . -- Kramer & Kate
  • thats it i've had it, no more chasing wabbits -- momma beagle
  • Clayton really needs to go on a diet. He's cracking the earth's crust. -- Jenny T. Gooddog
  • Scooter thinks, "You can try to cover it up, but Dad is going to notice you broke the driveway" -- TjL
  • "Step on a crack, break your back" obviously doesn't bother Clayton. -- Benny's Mom
  • When Clayton found out that his Greenies stock fell, so did he! -- 1-0-1
  • Uh, Clayton, I think it's time to go on a diet -- Hobbes
  • "I knew Clayton shouldn't have eaten those extra doggie treats!" -- Jasmine's sidekick
  • what do you wanna do? i dont know what do you wanna do? -- scott mieczkowski
  • To his chagrin, Clayton fails to earn his Earthquake Preparedness badge. -- Joie de Beagle
  • Yup.. this is the life... -- Bernice L
  • "Don't feel bad, Clayton - we can't all be faultless!" -- Jasmine's sidekick
  • the TV ratings are in and this is more realistic than the 10.5 earthquake movie -- Jasmine's Dude
  • Scooter, after seeing Clayton's damage, decides he better try the new low-carb diet. -- Beagle mama in MI
  • "Are you sure this is how Wegman's Weimaraners got started?" -- Hubble and Cassie
  • Scootie Sez : Just Say NO To CRACK! -- Prada's Daddy
  • Shut it Scooter!!! I'm not breaking my Mother's back! -- Prada